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- RT @undividual: .@AlabasterC has made a dish which I think should be christened 'devils trifle'. (Alex suggested 'horrible trifle') http://… 12 hours ago
- I'm not saying I set fire to anything. But it would be incorrect to say that there wasn't just a small fire in my kitchen for a while. 14 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer Which is precisely what I'll say when the dish lands on the table. 14 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer But I may campagin for my next band to be called 'horrific trifle'. 14 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer No necessarily never. Just....not what would usually happen in a kitchen. 14 hours ago
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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Monthly Archives: October 2006
Feeling Rough – Things to Do
This is a bit poop. Its one of my days off (I actually get quite a few each weak, my income is low because I’m only a part timer), and I wake up feeling like crap. I’ve got a nasty … Continue reading
Posted in Copyright, Feeling Rough, Ill, Nanowrimo, Personal, Self Publishing, Sickypoo, Writing
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Dirty Snakes and Multiple Facets
Just a quickie again. Basically, an old magazine me and some friends used to write at our university has gone online. Some good stuff here, a lot of fun articles and a difficult to navigate yet well designed site. Anyway, … Continue reading
Sweet, Sweet Ale
So, basically, the off license (booze merchant for those not ‘in the know’ so to speak) round the corner has started stocking the 2006 vintage of what I consider to be one of the finest ales known to humanity: Dark … Continue reading
Everything Changes but You
Erm, Just changed the Theme to the new one..I think its a bit easier on the eye. Tell me if you think its Evil or anything. Back Soon..just got to nip to the shops
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Punk -What does it mean?
So, just a quickie, (a more detailed post on a more interesting/controversial topic later today or tomorrow), but on my way to work I saw a couple of young ladies walking down the road with very dramatic ‘punk’ haircuts and … Continue reading
Who’s House? – Well, Mine apparently
So, a bit busy today, and I have to work a silly shift from ten pm (in about half an hour) until four in the morning. I’ll be on the internet and spending sometime playing games but if anyone can … Continue reading
Posted in Brighton, Music, Personal
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Nanowrimo – Join the Club, Write a Crap Novel (or if you’re Lucky a Good One)
So, I’m guessing that most of you will have heard of this already. But for those who haven’t, I think I’m going to try and force myself back in to writing by doing the ridiculous and attempting the not quite … Continue reading
Posted in Being a 'writer', Fantasy, How to write, Literature, Nanowrimo, Personal, Silliness, Writer's Block, Writing
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Look who linked Me
So, just a quickie. I just got a new referrer, from a clearly bot made page…I kind of hate to link to this, so I won’t. I think there’s a link on one of my old blog entries (the one … Continue reading
Posted in Inequality, Robots, Silliness
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Ethics – Mine, Not Yours
So this is gonna be a biggy, and I need to make a few disclaimer points before I start, that are actually part of the general message I’m trying to convey, but if I don’t say them then…well, actually I’ll … Continue reading
Posted in Conservation, Ecology, Environment, Ethics, Extinction, Farming, Food, Hunting, Personal, Politics, Scavenging, Skipping, Supermarkets, Veganism, Vegitarianism
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Why I (don’t) Write – Is not writing always writer’s block or is it sometimes just not being a writer
So, here goes. The big confession that just about everyone makes. I want to be a writer. Whilst growing up i always told people that I wanted to be a writer, and I love writing, and all that kind of … Continue reading
Posted in Being a 'writer', How to write, Personal, Writer's Block, Writing
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Pain, Gender, and Transformation in Comics
Just a quick link to a fantastic article elsewhere on the interweb about public and private pain in relation to gender and identity, particularly using comics as the focus. Really incredible article, Well written and waking me up to a … Continue reading
Posted in Comics, Gender Identity, Literature, Pain, Transgender, Wonder Woman, Writing
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Stiff Upper Lip Part 2 – This time there’s Boobies
So, the title pretty much sums it up. Last night, was walking to the cashpoint about half eleven, heading towards the hip hop night where we were heading toward (Edan and fellow heads from Lewis Recordings flown over from America..awesome … Continue reading
The Right Wing doesn’t support Freedom of Speech – Oh Wait a Second, We Knew That
So, I discovered this last night and got so pissed off that I thought I’d better wait until the morning to discuss this. Basically, in a previous post I commented on two posts, one excellent and one godawful. Anyway, The … Continue reading
Posted in Bigotry, Blogging, Censorship, Debate, Equal Rights, Feminism, Free Speech, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, Inequality, Politics, Sexism, Uncategorized, Wordpress
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The Benefit of a Stiff Upper Lip
So perhap’s a slightly more traditional entry this time, a simple, brief story from my day, and what I learned from it. Finished work (quite late mind, past the polite hours), fancied a drink, called a few people, none were … Continue reading
Posted in Anachronisms, Britain, Manners, PAtriotism, Politeness, Silliness, Uncategorized
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Variety is Everything
So, just checked out the ‘top ten posts’ thing on my control panel or something (sorry that so far all of this blog has been about blogging and not anything else, this isn’t my intention..i’m jsut trying to get myself … Continue reading
Posted in Chauvinism, Equal Rights, Feminism, Gender Identity, Inequality, Sexism
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