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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Monthly Archives: December 2006
Gheppy Moo Fear
So, I’ve got a really interesting article I want to write, kind of a follow on from the whole Lying Santa shenanigans…but I’m on my home computer in St A and it’s having issues (random shutdowns), so I’m going to … Continue reading
Tired and Ill but still thinking too much – Lies and Fantasies and Raising Children
So, this is being written while I’ve got something resembling a cold. Also my guts are churning and my head is screwed. I may not be on top form. However, I am also trapped in work and this is the … Continue reading
Posted in Abnormality, Anti-Capitalism, Bum, Capitalism, Consumerism, Controversy, Conversation, Critique, Culture, Curioisity, Diary?, Education, Emotional, Environment, Ethics, Everything, Evolution, Family, Gender Identity, Ill, Incoherent, Learning, Lies, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Morality, Observations, Personal, Personal Growth, Philosophy, Politics, Possible Lies, Raising Children, Ramble, Scientific Endeavour, Stupid, Subversion, Swings and Roundabouts, Tired, Weirdness, Yuletide
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, so I’m getting Pissed
Indeed. So I’m pretty non denominational (mostly agnostically taoist) but my family raised me Catholic and we celebrate Christmas. All the presents are wrapped (well…all but one) and they are fairly small and crap but full of my heart (not … Continue reading
Posted in Diary?, Home, Personal, Seasons Greetings, Yuletide
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Did I shoot Andy Warhol?
Of course, I didn’t shoot Andy Warhol, at least not in this life. But I’ll get back to that later. First, a warning. This is going to be another of my long rambling rambles. I am not going to restrain … Continue reading
Posted in Andy Warhol, Art, Assault, Bigotry, Controversy, Critique, Culture, Debate, Diary?, Dreams, Equal Rights, Ethics, Everything, Feminism, Gender Equality, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, Incoherent, Inequality, Matmos, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Morality, Motivation, Observations, Personal, Personal Growth, Philosophy, Politeness, Politics, Ramble, Rant, Real-Time, Sahil, Sexism, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Uncategorized, Vaginal Tract, Valerie Solanas
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I am a Wanker but I Forgot
So, for the second time in one week I’ve woken up with virtually no idea what I did towards the end of the night. No idea. I can only assume I was being a wanker. This happens to me a … Continue reading
Posted in Ale, Beer, Bum, Dancing, Diary?, Drunk, Feeling Rough, Fine Ale, Fire, Friends, Fun, Games, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Multiple Personality Disorder, Music, Nonsense, Offensive, Parade, Personal, Politeness, Poo, Poor Show Old Bean, Real Ale, Sickypoo, Silliness, Solstice, Stout, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Tired, Tiredness, Vikings, Wanker, Weird, Willy
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Change and Essays
Uh…yeah. Just a quick message about recent goings on. First of all.. I just posted two essays about music that I completed for my degree. This may actually be illegal as I have a feeling that my Uni owns publishing … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging
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Reproducing Music: Another University Essay by Me
Yo. More essay for you. This one was for a course on Art and Anti-Art. Though I just wrote about music and ownership. Again, my views have changed since I wrote this. But still…sometimes it’s good to get a bit … Continue reading
Posted in Academic, Art, Capitalism, Consumerism, Copyleft, Copyright, Creativity, Critique, Culture, Essay, Marxism, Music, Music Industry, Music Ownership, Observations, Optimism, Stealing Music, Uncategorized
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Music is Noises – An Essay from my Degree Studies
The following is an essay I wrote fora course while at university. The course was Interrogating objects and the task was just to write about an object and what it ‘meant’. The course was nonsense (cultural studies) but fun in … Continue reading
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Variety and Revolution – Why the Recording Industry should just Fuck right off
So….I’m not really expert in these matters…but my tuppence on it is getting bigger and heavier and I really want to get this stuff out. Plus my post yesterday was lamer than a centipede that’s lost all of its legs … Continue reading
Brief…probably boring…but true
Just a quickie today…got no time before work ends…I just thought I should post. I’ve been hungover and thoughtful. Some of these thoughts may one day expand into rambles…but just not yet. Anyway, not the point. Well…I don’t really have … Continue reading
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Computer Abuse – Weird Language
So. I work in an internet cafe/gaming cafe. This means that I get to watch and listen to people getting very excited about computer games. Regular readers will be aware that I enjoy playing games, but to be honest..since I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Assault, Bigotry, Computing, Controversy, Conversation, Culture, Debate, Ethics, Feminism, Fun, Games, Gaming, Geekery, Gender in Video Games, Homosexuality, Inequality, Language, Observations, PC Games, PC Gaming, Politics, Sahil, Sex, Sexism, Weird
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Venetian Snares – Hospitality
New record in the post. Oh my word. I’ve already heard most of it before. But now I’m getting to consider it properly. This is the good shit. Sorry if all of my music reviews lately have been Breakcore related..I … Continue reading
Posted in Accordians, Artistry, Breakcore, Creativity, Critique, Curioisity, Dance, Dancing, Drill 'n' Bass, Electronica, Experiment, Internal Organs, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Music, Observations, Offensive, Punk, Ramble, Real-Time, Squarepusher, Subversion, Swings and Roundabouts, Things that make me Smile, Uncategorized, Venetian Snares, Weird, Weirdness, Werid
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The Name’s Crippens – Franchised Character: The Mystery of the Blond Bond
Time for another rambling ramble…enjoy. Sorry I didn’t post all weekend, this hasn’t been due to an excess of busyness that will continue. I’m gonna try and post everytime I’m at work or can’t sleep and have nothing left to … Continue reading
Posted in Action Films, Anachronisms, Character, Film, Franchise, Geekery, James Bond, Music, Nonsense, Ramble, Uncategorized, Writing
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Not as Adventuresome as one expected.
So, yesterday was supposed to be adventure day, but the plans kind of broke a little. I left late because my music was keeping me occupied, and I was planning on popping round to Lady A’s house (friend from down … Continue reading

