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Monthly Archives: February 2007
Wordsy Downs
Has been a day full of thoughts. Not enough sleep and plenty of morning. Sunshine in the cold and wet floors beneath. Incoherency and too much Tea. Boring games and inspiring words. Lost me a bit. But what does that … Continue reading
Posted in Swings and Roundabouts, Thoughts, Uncategorized, Writing
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Beyond the Sea
Just posting a little bit I wrote for some character speculation. We’ve got a future Taoist deciding to leave life in a underdeveloped country to seek the Bright Lights of the Genetically engineered world of tomorrow. It’s mostly thoughts I … Continue reading
Posted in Change, Character Development, Creativity, RPG, Sea, Taoism, Thoughts
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Open your Eyes
Got to head to work, but felt like typing. Don’t have much to say, though I’m currently enthralled by the name of a song. It’s by Mūm (is that the write accent?), and it’s called ‘Don’t be afraid, You have … Continue reading
Posted in Thoughts
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What the Folk are you on about? – Putting Musical Pigeons in their holes
Music has been treating me grand recently. After a less than satisfying set on Saturday (not enough people there that early, and only about fifteen to twenty minutes of the set really worked….the ending was rushed, I thought it was … Continue reading
Posted in Critique, Culture, Do Make Say Think, Elation, Electronica, Elegaic, Ellis Island Sound, Emotion, Emotional, Empathy, Everything, Folk, Folktronica, Freedom, Genre, Imagery, Imagination, Lost Myself, Mild Mania, Music, Music Theory, Perception, Pigeonholes, Post Folk, Post Rock, Rant, Rock, Self Indulgent, Things that make me Smile, Thoughts, Waves, Weird, Wonderful
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Bald head in the Morning -Not worth the trouble of an argument
So, once again, a shaven area of Britney Spears’ body has grasped the attention of the blogging sphere (or whatever the cool kids are calling it these days). I can’t remember where I first saw this, so I’m satisfying Raincoaster’s … Continue reading
Posted in Britney Spears, Critique, Culture, Equality, Fucked up, gender, Gender Equality, Gender Roles, Haircuts, Identity, Objectification, Rant, Silliness
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Perchance to Wake? – The Science of Sleep
So, indeed, I did watch the Science of Sleep the night before last. I enjoyed it massively, in fact it was an incredibly personally affective film for me. A little nerve-wracking almost, for all the naive silliness that goes on. … Continue reading
Posted in Blurs, Boundaries, Creativity, Critique, Curioisity, Diary?, Dreams, Elegaic, Emotional, Emotions, Everything, Experience, Fantasy, Fear, Film, Fucked up, Gah, Heart, Honest, How to think, Identity, Imagination, Incoherent, Learning, life, Madness, Mania, Me, Memories, Mental, Michel Gondry, Mild Mania, Mind, Observations, Personal, Ramble, Reality, Schizophrenia, Security, Self, Silliness, Strange, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, The Science of Sleep, Things that make me Smile, Thoughts, Tired, Weird, Weirdness, Werid, Wonderful
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Oh My Funk
Reminder for the locals. Gig tonight. I’ve practiced a bit now and I’m fairly confident (and touching wood) that tonight’s set won’t be awful. If there’s a problem it’ll be that I don’t have enough tunes to fill the time … Continue reading
I am from
So, this has been doing the rounds. Archie said he wanted to see what other men would do with it. I’m not necessarily typical but I kinda want to oblige. Update: Justin did one. I like it. Different, more in … Continue reading
Posted in Abnormality, Experience, Heart, Honest, I am from, life, Me, Mild Mania, Mind, Mood swings, Motivation, Personal, Ramble, Reality, Thoughts, Uncategorized, Weird, Werid, Writing
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Too Much Too Fast – Somebody Engage my Brain
I feel unable to really communicate accurately how I’m feeling right now. It’s not that it’s terrible, it’s just that everything is going a bit to fast for my self to catch up with. Don’t worry, nothing terrible is going … Continue reading
Posted in Abnormality, boredom, Brain, Emotions, Idiot, Imagination, Incoherent, Learning, life, Mind, Observations, Personal, Personal Growth, Ramble, Swings and Roundabouts, Thoughts, Tiredness
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Real Gig this time – Suggestion Box
So I’m playing the Volks this Saturday. Main room this time as well. This is terrifying. I need to practice…but I also need some ideas. I’m gonna try and play around all day tomorrow (once I finish work) and see … Continue reading
Posted in Breakcore, Brighton, Britain, Clubbing, Culture, Curioisity, Diary?, DJ, Drill 'n' Bass, Electronica, Events, Fear, Imagination, Mild Mania, Music, News, Silly
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Slow Painful Progress – Moods and Trolls
So, I am still maintaining some kind of forward motion on the nano. I finally got the ball rolling again. Only problem is it’s going incredibly slowly. I kinda took the weekend off and spent most of it absolutely bladdered…or … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, boredom, Creativity, Detachment, Diary?, Drinking, Emotions, Energy, Feeling Rough, Film, Frost Troll, Gah, Hope, Imagination, Incoherent, life, Looking forward, Lovely, Mild Mania, Music, Nanowrimo, Nonsense, Novel, Personal, Personal Growth, Ramble, Swings and Roundabouts, Things that make me Smile, Thoughts, Tired, Tiredness, Vikings, Violence, Werid, Writing
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Conflusion
So, it’s miles off from the full moon and everything’s gone a little weird. I think I’m having fun. In principle at least. I keep on not thinking about what I’m saying and just splurging random sentences based on things … Continue reading
Posted in Abnormality, Apathetic Fallacy, Beer, Broken, Creativity, Culture, Curioisity, Day, Debate, Diary?, Dirty Snake, DJ, Dreams, Drill 'n' Bass, Drinking, Elation, Electronica, Elegaic, Emotional, Emotions, Empathy, Energy, Events, Everything, Experience, Lovely, Lovely Strangers, Mania, Meaning, Media, Memories, Mental, Mild Mania, Mind, Music, Naive, Nonsense, Nostalgia, Observations, Optimism, Paranoia, Perception, Personal, Philosophy, Ramble, Reality, Sea, Self, Self Indulgent, Self-Identity, Silliness, Silly, Simplicity, Storytelling, Strange, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, Things that make me Smile, Thoughts, Weirdness, Werid, Wonderful
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Big Blue Troll gone missing.
So. I’m at work, and I wasn’t planning on blogging today. I was hoping to write a couple of thousand words on the old novel. That’s right…I’ve finally had the burst of ideas I’ve been waiting for and I’m ready … Continue reading
Intellectual Detachment – Emotions (are) for Idiots
So, in my previous article on The Squid and the Whale, I commented on the fact that intellectualising stuff can make emotional experiences more troublesome, stressful, painful and more difficult to react to. I think I actually succeeded in entirely … Continue reading
Posted in Abnormality, Apathetic Fallacy, Broken, Detachment, Emotional, Emotions, Empathy, Everything, Experience, Fear, Fucked up, Gah, How to think, Identity, Idiots, Incoherent, Intellectual, Investigation, Language, Learning, life, Logic, Lost Myself, Mania, Meaning, Memories, Mental, Mild Mania, Mind, Mood swings, Multiple Personality Disorder, Music, Nonsense, Observations, Pain, Paranoia, Perception, Personal, Philosophy, Problems, Psychology, Radiohead, Ramble, Rant, Reality, Security, Self, Self Indulgent, Self-Hate, Self-Identity, Self-Recrimination, Squid, Strange, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, Terror, Thoughts, Vaguely Postmodern, Weird, Weirdness, Werid, Whale
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Odd Porn Spam – Too Much Information
hair everywhere said 10 minutes ago:I haven’t been up to much these days. Such is life. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days, but I don’t care. That was it. It cropped up in my ‘My comments’ … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Critique, Culture, Curioisity, Everything, Feminism, gender, Gender Identity, Idiot, Incoherent, Inequality, Le Petit Mort, Learning, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Morality, Nudity, Offensive, Orgasm, Personal, Politics, Porn, Rant, Reality, Self-Hate, Sex, Sexism, Spam, Swings and Roundabouts, Thoughts, Time Bomb, Wanker, Weird, Werid, Wordpress
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