Spoilers Ahead – Maybe not

Just wanted to recount a few chunks of my dreams last night. They’ve been going seriously nut bar recently, what with me not sleeping properly most nights.

Anyway, I was at my school, only with friends from Uni rather than school. It was very dark, you know that dreamy kind of dark where you can see that the lights are on but everything is black and formless. It was like that.

Anyway, it became clear that something was going on outside…and we were being held inside by something. We couldn’t leave. We looked out the window to see what I can only understand as being a ’sideways’ atomic bomb being dropped in the school yard. It was very localised and definitely nuclear, but obviously did no damage to us. We ran out (fie on radiation poisoning) to find that there were signs everywhere…clearly put up by our totalitarian government (you know how you just know things in dreams?) saying ‘Parasite cleansed’ and similar things, all referring to parasites. Clearly someone had run around after the explosion and put them all up. Very efficient, but the word parasite always looked glued onto the sign…as if something was being covered up. Anyway, we were herded to the other side of the playground. I had a chat with the Caveman about how we needed to get out of here before this got really bad. So us and about four others somehow (I really have no idea how) find a hovercraft/boat/truck thing and jump in. As we flee the scene there’s another explosion, that we seem to be in the centre of, and suddenly we’re flying down a river/road through a maze of chain wire fences. There are Dharma Logos everywhere and it’s ‘obvious’ that we’ve somehow slipped dimensions.

It’s only at this point that I look at my companions to realise that they are actually Sawyer, Kate and Libby from Lost.

As we burst through the chain wire fence and out into the jungle we abandon our vehicle and run through the forest (we’re being chased…but we don’t know by what) it suddenly becomes clear to me that we’re on the island, but my companions are counterparts to the real characters from the series.

I wake up…expecting a thunking noise, a black screen and the word Lost in the middle of my screen.

I saw my ceiling.

So yeah…sometime, probably around season 5, I’m going to show up in lost with dimension jumping versions of some of the kids from flight 415.

Seriously….it will happen.

Maybe.