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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Daily Archives: 13 April 2007
Crushed beneath the Think Tanks
Phantomias has decided to goad me. I’ve already turned my nose up at this, and now he decides to nominate me. He’s asking for trouble…and I’m slightly intoxicated when I shouldn’t be. Trouble is a foot. Well….my feet are trouble … Continue reading
Posted in City, Mild Mania, Music, Self, Silly, Stream, Thinking, Thoughts, Torrent
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Beatbox recipes
In a rush to get to work, I’ve got a couple of ideas for posts but not the time. I’m applying for a secondment today….I probably won’t get it as I lack experience but it could mean a slightly better … Continue reading
Posted in Accidental Records, Beatbox, Cookery, Lazy, Music, Noise
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