Crushed beneath the Think Tanks

Phantomias has decided to goad me.
I’ve already turned my nose up at this, and now he decides to nominate me.
He’s asking for trouble…and I’m slightly intoxicated when I shouldn’t be.
Trouble is a foot.
Well….my feet are trouble anyway…malodorous whiffy beacons of sandalled flesh.
What is it with feet? They are one of the more intricate parts of [...]

Beatbox recipes

In a rush to get to work, I’ve got a couple of ideas for posts but not the time. I’m applying for a secondment today….I probably won’t get it as I lack experience but it could mean a slightly better amount of money for six months or so (meaning a potential good bye to debts) [...]