Happy New Year? Maybe
So, not entirely seriously, I’ve decided that today is the first day of the new year.
There’s Solstice claims (noted over in Brightfeather’s yard) that the Winter Solstice marks the death of one sun and the birth of another. The Sun regrows, and so the new year begins.
So this morning (the day after the actual solstice 22nd this year up here in the NorHem, as I like to call it), I figure, when I woke up and looked at the Sun, it was a new one.
And we woke up at about the same time, which was odd and nice.
I got to bed early last night, and apart from a late night phone call from a Fox during which I couldn’t establish what was dream, what was phone call, what was reality and what was the cartoon that I had drifted off watching (if your phone is close enough to your bed you can press receive and hold it to your ear before you wake up at all….this makes for a mess of confusion, in a nice way).
So I’ve been fresh today. I went to take Jimothy some stuff in hopsital (he’s not been well, and I meant to spell it that way…for the record) including a shared conspiratorial glass of port (I bought pie, port and sherry glasses to the hopsital, for added class). I hope it didn’t make his flaming colon any worse in the long term (don’t worry, he’ll be out tomorrow, in time to go home for Chrimbo, all is well), but I’m pretty sure the visit brightened both our days, despite the unpleasantness of the hopsital environment.
Anyway, this left me on that side of town, near a park with a bottle of port and two glasses in my oversized pockets.
The only conclusion was to go to see Coleo (that’s a portmanteau nickname there, representing two people, you’d have to know me absurdly well to know who I’m talking about, I welcome guesses, but you will probably be wrong).
I did, showing up on the doorstep pouring Port.
Lots of port, a lovely chat, a sip of incredibly good coffee, and various shenanigans, I returned home in time for sunset (the sky is currently purple) slighlty merry and definitely satisfied.
Now I’m slowly meandering my way around tidying my room and the house in general; there’s a lack of efficiency to the process, but I’m finding it enjoyable, almost as enjoyable as walking around the house naked last night and this morning. It is nice when people are away, though I do get lonely quickly.
Anyway, Happy Psuedo New Year to all.
I don’t know if it came across, but my contentment right now is pure and supreme.
This is good.
I wish everyone felt like this all the time, because the world would be much brighter for it.
And I dreamt about Roxy Music last night.
Addendum:
Poke the beast asking for cheer and joy or just about anything, will currently yield a present of some kind (if you ask for one). Basically, it’ll mostly just be cheerful mp3’s, a picture or summat like that. But it’ll be cool. The offer is not in effect once I leave for St A tomorrow. So be swift. Either that or ask once I’m back in town. To be honest, anybody who asks for cheer, will get something at somepoint, even if its just a joke that doesn’t entirely make sense.
So yeah, e-mail me more people…using the poke the beast function (or otherwise). It’s fun, festive, and most likely safe.
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Now playing: Subtle – [New White #08] Eyewash [foobar2000 v0.9.4.3]
via FoxyTunes


my contentment at the moment consists of clotted cream and mince pie, red wine and pj harvey. im trying not to think too much about how much i want some golden virginia. golden vagina. i would like to have seen the burning of the clocks, i suspect you were working.
walking round naked is great, maybe we should introduce naked wednesdays? oh how easy it is to just let these words flow out of my fingers. it’s not gonna happen {ill have them in my room on my own}
i don’t know who you know at that end of town so i wont bother guessing. ohh hang on, yes i do. caroline and lou innit.
love x
flyingrowan
23 December 2007
/cue eerie music
I had a hair cut yesterday. A small thing, but how I started my pseudo-New Year.
I’m glad I had company and didn’t even realize it.
And I’m still trying to wrap my mind around bringing port to a hospital. We think we’re big shit here in the States when we sneaked a milkshake in.
LyricalFool
23 December 2007
Rowan,
Wrongo, not the ladies, two guys. You don’t know them (though you know of them, through obtuse reasons). One is Cornish and the other likes Pug dogs…that’s all you’re getting.
Nudity rocks. I only don’t do it all the time because I reckon the rest of you kids’d get embarrassed. Which I wouldn’t want anyone to feel. And I missed the clock burning because I was making loadsa pies.
Lyric,
Hair cuts are a great start, though I don’t believe in them myself. I keep getting tempted lately, and it worries me.
And as for the Port. I still don’t know if it was a good idea, but I only let him have a small one, and he should be out tomorrow, so that seems okay.
Happy everybody everyone.
Alabaster Crippens
24 December 2007
don’t get worried about hair cutting. i know you think it of hair as important, but it aint gonna stop growing.
one likes pug dogs. does one of them know someone who doesnt do crack, smack or cock in the ass? its not those people is it.
as for the port.. yes. we smuggled in some potent herbs for tom when he’d broken his leg, and took him out the back in his wheelchair for a smoke. he went quite green in the lift. i hope jimotay’s okay, i’d have gone to visit had i been around.
i don’t think d be that embarrassed about the nudity, ive seen it before, and its the kind of thing you get used to. i’d be more embarrassed showing my body than looking at other people’s.
hair cuts do wonders for fresh starts
flyingrowan
24 December 2007
I get a haircut about once a year. I figured when I did it on Saturday, it’s the beginning of a whole new year.
I succumbed to the hair cutting, too. The draw was far too powerful, and I could not resist.
Rowan: The first time I read your post, I read “Golden Vagina.” The second, it was “Golden Virginia” and I’m thinking, “Boy, am I dirty.”
I just read it again and saw that it had both. I’m relieved, I think!
LyricalFool
24 December 2007
I know who it is I know who it is!! I feel cool. But to be fair I stared at a Cornish badge on a jacket for a long time and in stupors saw pitures of a boy and remember something about pug dogs (from the mouth of a man framed with hair).
I like the excuse of not trusting hair-dressers (I really don’t) so that I can cut my own hair. Ain’t nothing more satisfying (I didn’t think that sentence through). But yes, changing your hair all on your lonesome feels brave and so you feel all brave after, like you’re a brave person.
I’m ill and have not smoked in ages as a result. I sure could use some golden vag. I dunno why I’m writing this, who cares abotu my hair or addictions or snot? I think this is all a self-indulgence platform. Nemmind, eh?
Merry crimbo ol’ pal. Big hug.
hello hello
25 December 2007
‘I think this is all a self-indulgence platform’
Are you talking about the internet as a whole or just my blog?
Either way…yes, yes it is.
I also don’t trust hairdressers, but I don’t know whether there’s a causal relationship between that and my dislike of hair cutting as a whole.
To be honest, I think I just don’t want to cut my hair, no matter how brave it would make me.
My hangover is destroying continents….or it would be if it escaped my head….I am doing a grand service to the world through my suffering.
Merry Crimbo indeed.
Alabaster Crippens
25 December 2007
Merry C, Crip -
Stiletto
26 December 2007
Happy Cripmass Ms Stiletto, good to see friends at this time of year, I think.
Much love.
Alabaster Crippens
26 December 2007
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