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- RT @undividual: .@AlabasterC has made a dish which I think should be christened 'devils trifle'. (Alex suggested 'horrible trifle') http://… 8 hours ago
- I'm not saying I set fire to anything. But it would be incorrect to say that there wasn't just a small fire in my kitchen for a while. 9 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer Which is precisely what I'll say when the dish lands on the table. 9 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer But I may campagin for my next band to be called 'horrific trifle'. 9 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer No necessarily never. Just....not what would usually happen in a kitchen. 9 hours ago
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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Monthly Archives: January 2008
Sleazed to Meat you
Disgusting people in this world. Still feel smypathy for them, it’s hard not to. People end up having grown up with a warped and stunted view of socialisation. I’m not sure how it happens (though I have my suspicions) but … Continue reading
Posted in Change, Feminism, gender, life, Masculinity, Me, Mind, Sexual Violence, Useless
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Inn Communication – B r e a k d o w n
Nonsense. Tricky post see. I’m having trouble communicating today. It’s very upsetting for me. I keep on typing things wrong, like words entirely wrong. Totally unrelated to original word. I don’t like not being able to get my thoughts out … Continue reading
Posted in Communication, I'm so tired, Mind, Swings and Roundabouts
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Immediacy
I love child things because there’s so much mystery when you’re a child. When you’re a child, something as simple as a tree doesn’t make sense. You see it in the distance and it looks small, but as you go … Continue reading
Posted in Bits and Pieces, Communication, Immediacy, Jumble, Status, Swings and Roundabouts
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Too Much Information – Smells and Hair
So, I’m a smelly person. This has been pointed out to me by strangers and co-workers. This is a constant source of self esteem issues for me. The awareness that even if I look pretty and am charming,there is a … Continue reading
Ass Per Asian Eel – Definitely a Monkey
My mind is flighty this evening. Running too fast and too tired. All in the mind. But I’ve been thinking, and an article about people following dreams and potentially changing the way creativity is composted, coupled with a meeting at … Continue reading
Posted in Aspirations, Career, Future, life, Lost, Personal
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When I grow up I want to be a Monkey
So, interesting day in the news today, various bits I could mention. But what struck me as something I wanted to talk about was this business about equality in careers advice. Obviously, I think this is a good move. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in Education, Feminism, gender, News
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The Incredible Expanding Cranium of Dr Crippens
No. I’m not a doctor. But anyway, I spent a chunk of today rereading stuff. This (actually last) year’s nano (the gender bending post modern psychoanalytic revolution….and a load of pretentious nonsense) and last year’s (actually the year before last’s) … Continue reading
Posted in Big Head, Nanowrimo, Personal, Writing
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Sensual Tensual Menstrual
Huh – what? Well. Yesterday, I woke up, naked as usual. And I listened to In Rainbows, whilst lying in bed. The whole morning (when I was supposed to be being productive) was devoted to ‘pleasures of the flesh’. Not … Continue reading
Posted in Body, Mind, Sexy, Weird
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Dancing with the Sea and the Starlings
I feel alive today, like, really alive. It was a long day at work, but in the middle of it I had to go to the other side of town (Hove, actually) for a brief training course. The fire safety … Continue reading
Watching Stupidity Strangle Itself
I got this e-mail this morning, and thought I’d share. hi, it’s Tim, This is an email I hoped I would never have to send. As you probably know, in July of 2007 we had to block usage of Pandora … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Music, Recording Industry, Slow Death
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Narrativomania – Stories across Genres
Wow, that’s a weird title. I think this is going to be a long and rambling weird one. I’ve been thinking about writing it for too long, and right now, a lot of peggle has made my eyes bleary and … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Fiction, Narrative, Perception, Ramble, Rant, Reading, Reality, Strange, Television, Writing
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Just a Quick Question
Just a real quickie. That I expect most people won’t care enough to provide answers for. I’ve got no time because I’ve got to do some Tai Chi, make some gnocchi, and all before RP at 2. Busy Sunday. In … Continue reading
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I’ll Core Your Cuss in a Minute
Morning. I’ve been spending the last month, on and off, trying to figure out how the fuck the American political system works. I think I’m finally starting to get it. Well, I’m starting to understand the systems by which … Continue reading
Posted in Conflusion, Incomprehensibility, Iowa Caucus, Politics
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