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- @orbific Shit! I forgot about the knife party. Just got myself properly cosied up. Now I'm very torn. 6 hours ago
- Best thing about this is that the related videos appears to put @oneoneoneone on the Godel, Escher, Bach spectrum. youtube.com/watch?v=UmZK9W… 6 hours ago
- Because I still have room in my heart for the ultimate boyband. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/AlabasterC/_5t… 6 hours ago
- How could I not be happy? I've got a job I occasionally understand, @undividual is on her way home, disco exists and it is asparagus season. 7 hours ago
- Just found out @undividual doesn't know what socialism was. Thought she was reading up on it. No. She's looking up 'anime bums'. 2 days ago
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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Monthly Archives: March 2008
Web Design Fashions
Just a quick point. BBC News has today changed the design of their site (this may be throughout the BBC, or just here, but I actually can’t be bothered to even click on the one solitary link and activate that … Continue reading
Posted in Design, Fashion, News, Web Design
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Anx
Morning full of massive anxiety dreams. Feel totally unrested, and it sounds like the world and it’s dog is doing DIY just outside my window. Bastards. That’s right, the new job starts tomorrow, and my unconscious has decided to just … Continue reading
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The Loneliest Number
A night filled with horrible, horrible, yet very cinematic dreams. I was a bit stressed and emotional yesterday, and though I calmed down in the evening, I obviously still carried a lot of junk around in my unconscious. The first … Continue reading
Posted in Cinematic, Dreams, Nasty, Unpleasant, Violence
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Fear and Loathing on a Happy Monday
Stuck in work. This is the second to last shift at the internet place. The place is rammed, due to the Bank’s going on holiday. The only appreciable difference to me is more high pitched squealing all around, and a … Continue reading
A Theoretical Upper Limit to the Density of Experience
I bear the emotional, physical and mental scars of a densely packed weekend. It feels like I squeezed the usual events of a month into about three-four days, to the point where I’m no longer sure how much time has … Continue reading
BoMeokme
Lying by my computer, idly reading, feeling sorry for myself (rotten throat and head…not good..intravenous orange juice and two dressing gowns over normal clothes, plus two duvets and a lot of laziness and cushions has been self prescribed and self … Continue reading
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Narcissism and Filthy, Filthy House music – Hangover
I’ve said it before and I say it again. I love being naked. No clothes I can wear make me feel as good as I do when I’m naked and happy. Ideally listening to raunchy, filthy house music. That beat … Continue reading
DysKonecKted
Gah. Flood of posts in one day all rubbish. I am totally disconnected from reality today. I feel like I’m not talking right. I just went for a walk to make sure the real world was still real, and it … Continue reading
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Lay Zurs
Change of subject, but a brief one. I doubt that anyone cares about this. But I’ve started playing a new game (actually a very old game) and I want people to play it. I like it, it’s fun, it appears … Continue reading
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