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- I suspect the people that start following my jam stop following my jam after an average of three weeks. I'm aggressively inconsistent. 5 hours ago
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- Seguing out of saving the world from annhilation to diving down to the titanic with a saxophone and a string quartet or two. 5 hours ago
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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Monthly Archives: April 2008
Our World doesn’t Work
So, just a quick one. Basically, if there’s a fuel crisis, prices are rising and we’re supposed to be acting to halt massive amounts of pollution and waste, shouldn’t the petrochemical companies be losing lots of money as we halt … Continue reading
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Busy Courgettes
Courgettes swiftly became my favourite vegetables after I started cooking with them. So easy, and they’ve got great texture. You can’t complain about a courgette, not least because they look vaguely rude but friendly, and the word rolls of the … Continue reading
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Yoyo
Can’t take this constant shifting. Don’t know what to deal with. Everything is finding new ways to suck. Not that bad really, but I have to make a big deal. That’s who I am. Overblown exaggerated me. Stuck. Fucked. Sorry. … Continue reading
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Five things walk into a bar…
Damn you Asuka, hijacking my blog and making it actually have content (well, pseudo content). Damn you. 5 Things Found in your Bag Wind up mp3 player thing Books (Basho’s Haiku, Alan Moore’s Guide to writing comics and Dick’s ‘Transmigration … Continue reading
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The girl with the Sun in her mouth – work in progress
After I had said my piece I quietly awaited her response. My eyes tried to pierce hers, wondering if I’d gone to far and should prepare my apology. She stared. I waited, my eyes softened and I found it hard … Continue reading
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And if everybody jumped off a cliff would you do that too?
Sure. Sounds fun. If everyone else is doing it. Why would I want to be left out? Ahem. Yeah. She started it. In other news, I’m sad and lost but I don’t want to talk about it. At least not … Continue reading
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Declare Independence – Linguobatics
One way you can tell a subject is particularly contentious is if you see me taking two sides of the argument on two separate occasions. Especially if I’m the one starting the argument each time and I’m the most vociferous … Continue reading
Posted in Feminism, gender, Language, Mind, Politics, Postmodernism, Rant, Subversion
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