Five things walk into a bar…

Posted on 17 April 2008. Filed under: Meme |

Damn you Asuka, hijacking my blog and making it actually have content (well, pseudo content). Damn you.

5 Things Found in your Bag

  • Wind up mp3 player thing
  • Books (Basho’s Haiku, Alan Moore’s Guide to writing comics and Dick’s ‘Transmigration of Timothy Archer’ and a diary, for work, for the first time ever)
  • Post It notes (stolen from work)
  • Empty bottle of ice tea (no longer of ice tea…soon to be of water)
  • Tiny round container with White tea bags in

5 Favourite Things in your Room

  • My new purpley orangey patternedy drapey thing, hanging from my ceiling
  • My new Ocarina, courtesy de la Sea Witch
  • My Tree monster picture
  • My magic love light box
  • My bucket

5 Things you have always wanted to do

  • Get a whole techno club dancing to something by Gershwin
  • Learn to play one of Will’s songs on the Piano (hell, just learn to play the piano properly)
  • Perform a sample and loop driven avant garde vocal noise poetry thang. Solo.
  • Travel the world slowly (boat and train and foot) the long way round.
  • Own a little sunny bookshop and sit and write all day

5 things you are currently into

  • Tai Chi
  • Miranda July
  • Trees
  • The Sea Witch
  • Reconnecting my mind to the outside world. Came unplugged temporarily. Little better now.

5 people you want to tag

  • Philip K Dick
  • Claude Debussy
  • Francis Bacon (the artist, not the Saint)
  • Karl Marx
  • Freddie Mercury

But lets face it. Dead dudes don’t do memes.

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Hey Alabaster,
Just wanted you to know that I am a big fan, as I have been reading the blog incessantly. Check out my blog and let me know if you ever want to discuss politics, Marxism, Phillip K. Dick, or even why the grass is green or the sky black.

Thanks,

Jonesy

what’s a magic love light box?

The magic love light box was a birthday present from two dear friends. In essence, it’s a small round cardboard box with leaves, wires, sequins, bits of metal, bits of sack cloth and paint inside, a small glass bead and a green net over the front. Inside is also a starshaped piece of clear plastic. Coming out of the back is a wire leading to a small button that says ‘Alex: Press for Love’.

When you press the button, the star shaped thing lights up flashing in lots of different colours.

If that ain’t cool, I don’t wanna be cool no more.

And hi jonesy, glad you’re enjoying the shambolic mess that is this small theoretical space. The ride’s bumpy of late, but don’t worry, it’s always interesting. Or something.

Be well.

awww, I want a magic love light box!

Mine’s been working overtime lately. I must admit.

Handy.


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