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- RT @undividual: .@AlabasterC has made a dish which I think should be christened 'devils trifle'. (Alex suggested 'horrible trifle') http://… 8 hours ago
- I'm not saying I set fire to anything. But it would be incorrect to say that there wasn't just a small fire in my kitchen for a while. 10 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer Which is precisely what I'll say when the dish lands on the table. 10 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer But I may campagin for my next band to be called 'horrific trifle'. 10 hours ago
- @EmmaFalconer No necessarily never. Just....not what would usually happen in a kitchen. 10 hours ago
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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Monthly Archives: May 2008
Will always miss you
Woke up streaming with tears. I’d been crying in the dream. It was a strange dream. A set of squatted underground catacombs with a castle and a narrow boat. I ran to save someone who’d killed themselves, but they were … Continue reading
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Nowt as good as a free enema
Erm… I think I’ve ruined this before I’ve started. But this is what happens when I think about something. I ruin it. (Midas touch in reverse? Fuck 65, don’t you know). And now I’m distracted. Anyway, the point is you … Continue reading
Posted in Emo claptrap, Moving, Music, Nonsense, Recommends
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Trust in meeeeeeeee, just in meeeeeee
Erm, I’m certainly a little freaked out by the almost entirely positive take on this particular news item. I mean, think about it. Aren’t there just a few drawbacks to an easily accessible spray that will make people trust people … Continue reading
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The Slip – Nine Inch Nails
Here’s a surprise for everyone, some actual content. I’m nearing the end of my first full length listen through of this, so it’s probably too early to make any kind of definitive end statement on this, but I’m enjoying it … Continue reading
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Violent Dreams and Hard Times Waking
I’m run down. Tired and lacking in energy. Just when things were looking a little bit up at work, and I could’ve done with a break to let that idea settle, I went all festival for the weekend, which was … Continue reading
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Gut Wrench
There is a hole in the pit of my gut. A huge writhing knot of dark matter twisting and turning and hurting. I actually couldn’t make it in to work today because of a full on stomach cramp. I’ve been … Continue reading
Posted in life, Mild Mania, Miserable, Ramble, Thoughts
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Wrong type of life on the tracks
He had planned it in meticulous detail. He’d spent months studying the intricacies of the rail network, the daily rhythms of the crowds to ensure that the most people would remember him. Found the busiest point at the busiest time. … Continue reading
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DownwardsPieWhirl – Things Falling Apart (again)
Down. Need to moan. I don’t like my new job. Totally unsatisfying and I feel trapped away from any opportunity to help and/or interact with people. Salaried alienation. That and the Sea Witch has left me cast away and land … Continue reading
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