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Category Archives: Art
It’s all in the Execution – Art with Heart
Corner of my bedroom, complete with Manet’s Execution of Emporer Maximillian and a Lichtenstien with a title I can’t find. First up, apologies for the puns in the title, sometimes (most times) I just can’t help myself. Right. Art. Hmm. … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Mild Mania, Politics, Ramble, Thoughts
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Narrativomania – Stories across Genres
Wow, that’s a weird title. I think this is going to be a long and rambling weird one. I’ve been thinking about writing it for too long, and right now, a lot of peggle has made my eyes bleary and … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Fiction, Narrative, Perception, Ramble, Rant, Reading, Reality, Strange, Television, Writing
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Life is Art – Dancing in Circles around the Universe
So, time to get spiritual on your ass. Maybe. A certain Robin, who’s been on my blog surfer for a while, though I can’t remember how I found the site, posted a very thoughtful prayer/meditation from World Prayers. I like … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Circles, life, Meditation, Movement, Music, Perspective, Thoughts, Zen
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Yield To Total Elation
Indeed I will, I shall and I have been for the last hour. The track (YTTE by Matmos) is only 9 minutes and seven seconds long. It is rare that I repeat a track this many times. But it’s just … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Artistry, Creativity, Drill 'n' Bass, Elation, Electronica, Elegaic, Emotional, Everything, Experiment, Fun, Imagination, Incoherent, Internal Organs, Le Petit Mort, Lovely, Matmos, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Music, Nonsense, Observations, Optimism, Orgasm, Pain, Perception, Personal, Personal Growth, Poo, Propaganda, Ramble, Rant, Real-Time, Revolution, Scientific Endeavour, Storytelling, Thanks, Things that make me Smile, Track Review, Unconfined Joy, Vaguely Postmodern, Violence, Wonderful
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Day…Today…Indeed
I had a day today. Not quite finished it yet, but I thought I’d jot some thoughts down as I’ve been quiet for a coupla days. I got practically no sleep, with what I did get performed entirely in stops … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Artistry, Brighton, Comics, Creativity, Critique, Culture, Curioisity, Day, De Old and De New, Diary?, Dreams, Education, Electronica, Emotional, Environment, Everything, Evolution, Fashion, Friends, Fun, Games, History, I am an Artist, I'm a Hippy, Identity, Imagination, Incoherent, Investigation, Learning, Literature, Looking forward, Matmos, Media, Mild Mania, Money, Mood swings, Motivation, Music, Observations, Optimism, Perception, Personal, Personal Growth, Philosophy, Punk, Ramble, Rant, Reality, Stereotypes, Storytelling, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, Talentless, Thanks, Things that make me Smile, Vaguely Postmodern, Want want want, Weird, Weirdness, Werid
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Who’s reality is it anyway? – The Case of the Missing America (and the damn lies)
So, this could be long, and it might actually even be a two parter, as I want to get back to Brighton soon. Unfortunately I want to start writing now. I had a wonderful new year…including Ska and Mountains and … Continue reading
Posted in America, Anachronisms, Apathetic Fallacy, Art, Critique, Culture, Curioisity, Damn Lies, Debate, Education, Everything, Film, High School, History, How to write, Identity, Incoherent, Lies, life, Literature, Lovely Strangers, Media, Mild Mania, Nonsense, Observations, Perception, Possible Lies, Ramble, Reality, Stereotypes, Storytelling, Swings and Roundabouts
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Did I shoot Andy Warhol?
Of course, I didn’t shoot Andy Warhol, at least not in this life. But I’ll get back to that later. First, a warning. This is going to be another of my long rambling rambles. I am not going to restrain … Continue reading
Posted in Andy Warhol, Art, Assault, Bigotry, Controversy, Critique, Culture, Debate, Diary?, Dreams, Equal Rights, Ethics, Everything, Feminism, Gender Equality, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, Incoherent, Inequality, Matmos, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Morality, Motivation, Observations, Personal, Personal Growth, Philosophy, Politeness, Politics, Ramble, Rant, Real-Time, Sahil, Sexism, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Uncategorized, Vaginal Tract, Valerie Solanas
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Reproducing Music: Another University Essay by Me
Yo. More essay for you. This one was for a course on Art and Anti-Art. Though I just wrote about music and ownership. Again, my views have changed since I wrote this. But still…sometimes it’s good to get a bit … Continue reading
Posted in Academic, Art, Capitalism, Consumerism, Copyleft, Copyright, Creativity, Critique, Culture, Essay, Marxism, Music, Music Industry, Music Ownership, Observations, Optimism, Stealing Music, Uncategorized
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Variety and Revolution – Why the Recording Industry should just Fuck right off
So….I’m not really expert in these matters…but my tuppence on it is getting bigger and heavier and I really want to get this stuff out. Plus my post yesterday was lamer than a centipede that’s lost all of its legs … Continue reading
Bogdan Raczynski will eat your children
So, I’ve got a lot to talk about to day…and people are requesting details, so there’s going to be a few posts today. I might be busy at the weekend so I might not post much then, we’ll see though. … Continue reading
Ponderous Ramble – What Motivates Me and Makes Me Who Me Are?
So, first up the good bit. I’ve finished my Nano. Well that’s not entirely true. I got to the 50K boundary after which I could call myself a winner. I dived over the cliff and through the finish line with … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Capitalism, Apathetic Fallacy, Art, boredom, Buddhism, Capitalism, Cartoons, Creativity, Culture, Curioisity, Death, Debate, Diary?, Drive, Education, Emotional, Ethics, Everything, Experiment, Grieving, Identity, Karma, Learning, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Morality, Motivation, Music, Nonsense, Observations, Pain, Personal, Philosophy, Politics, Ramble, Religion, Sahil, Science, Silliness, Swings and Roundabouts, Tom and Jerry, Writing
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Tiredness and Creativity – I am now an artist
Something different. Here we explore the link between me being silly and me not having had enough sleep. Basically, after the previously mentioned gig, I didn’t get enough sleep and had to get the train back to Brighton. Lovely journey, … Continue reading
Posted in Art, boredom, Cheap Gag, Clubbing, Critique, Culture, Diary?, Drinking, Experiment, Humour, Observations, Personal, Silliness, Things that make me Smile, Uncategorized, Writing
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Lazy Lazy Lazy
Want to post but have to focus on Nano and other things. Too busy to write anything real but want to give you something good. Raincoaster saves the day with an ‘inspirational’ (possibly demotivational…depends on your character type more than … Continue reading
Attention Londoners and those that Love to Travel for Electronica and Art
Just a quick message that a friend of mine is putting a night on in London. Visual (moving and static) art with audio art (music mostly). Some really good people playing. I believe the phrase is up and coming, Ie … Continue reading
Posted in Armoured Core, Art, Breakcore, Clubbing, Diary?, Electronica, Events, Experiment, Hip Hop, Jungle, London, Music, News, Personal, Punk, Sahil, Tekhnikon
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