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Category Archives: How to write
I’ve Got an Idea – A Kiss to Build a Dream On
I think I might finally have a clue what I’m going to do with my Script Frenzy. An idea I like that I think would be best dealt with in visual form. I’m not going to go into great deal … Continue reading
Posted in Apocalypse, Dreams, How to write, Idea, Ideas, Imagination, Jazz, Kiss, Louis Armstrong, Mild Mania, Script Frenzy, Seed, Thoughts, Writer's Block, Writing
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New Ideas – When to begin?
So I’ve had an idea. Something that would make a nice little short story, or possibly even the basis of something grander. The idea isn’t what’s important here. What matters is the problem of when to start writing. You see….if … Continue reading
Posted in How to write, Ideas, Writer's Block
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Fingerprints – Distinctive Writing
So, Caveblogem has launched a word stats crusade recently. It’s proving interesting. What’s particularly got me thinking is the attempt to locate words unique to a specific blogger compared to others. Trying to get a kind of pattern of what … Continue reading
Posted in Character, Characterisation, Dialogue, Experience, Experiment, How to write, Identity, Imagery, Imagination, Personality, Ramble, Thoughts, Writing
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Things Falling Together – Creativity as Reverse Entropy
So, this is pretty much a part two of yesterday’s post. So you might want to read that first if you haven’t already. Today is going to be mostly inspired by Dying Inside by Robert Silverberg The Crying of Lot … Continue reading
Posted in Chaos, Entropy, How to think, How to write, Imagination, Incoherent, life, Literature, Mild Mania, Optimism, Order, Possibility, Writer's Block, Writing
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Big Blue Troll gone missing.
So. I’m at work, and I wasn’t planning on blogging today. I was hoping to write a couple of thousand words on the old novel. That’s right…I’ve finally had the burst of ideas I’ve been waiting for and I’m ready … Continue reading
A Quantum Awakening – Scroedinger’s Vikings
Random research sometimes yields better results than anything specific. Following a link on an article about the iPhone (current wordpress number one) led me to Schroedinger’s cat, which I’ve known about for years. Anyway, I looked at the related links … Continue reading
Who’s reality is it anyway? – The Case of the Missing America (and the damn lies)
So, this could be long, and it might actually even be a two parter, as I want to get back to Brighton soon. Unfortunately I want to start writing now. I had a wonderful new year…including Ska and Mountains and … Continue reading
Posted in America, Anachronisms, Apathetic Fallacy, Art, Critique, Culture, Curioisity, Damn Lies, Debate, Education, Everything, Film, High School, History, How to write, Identity, Incoherent, Lies, life, Literature, Lovely Strangers, Media, Mild Mania, Nonsense, Observations, Perception, Possible Lies, Ramble, Reality, Stereotypes, Storytelling, Swings and Roundabouts
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Nanowrimo – Join the Club, Write a Crap Novel (or if you’re Lucky a Good One)
So, I’m guessing that most of you will have heard of this already. But for those who haven’t, I think I’m going to try and force myself back in to writing by doing the ridiculous and attempting the not quite … Continue reading
Posted in Being a 'writer', Fantasy, How to write, Literature, Nanowrimo, Personal, Silliness, Writer's Block, Writing
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Why I (don’t) Write – Is not writing always writer’s block or is it sometimes just not being a writer
So, here goes. The big confession that just about everyone makes. I want to be a writer. Whilst growing up i always told people that I wanted to be a writer, and I love writing, and all that kind of … Continue reading
Posted in Being a 'writer', How to write, Personal, Writer's Block, Writing
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