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Category Archives: Lazy
Beatbox recipes
In a rush to get to work, I’ve got a couple of ideas for posts but not the time. I’m applying for a secondment today….I probably won’t get it as I lack experience but it could mean a slightly better … Continue reading
Posted in Accidental Records, Beatbox, Cookery, Lazy, Music, Noise
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Something is in my Skull and I don’t want it there
Nanowrimo meet up last night. The big thank fuck its over celebration. Good times….but now my head is paying its dues. Its when the front of your head is in agony and it feels like your brain is actually trying … Continue reading
Posted in Ale, Beer, Cricket, Culture, Curioisity, Diary?, Drinking, Everything, Farming, Feeling Rough, Food, Gender Roles, Guardian, Ill, Internal Organs, Laziness, Lazy, Literary Anecdotes, Literature, Lovely Strangers, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Music, Nanowrimo, Nonsense, Novel, Pain, Personal, Ramble, Sahil, Schnitzel, Sci-Fi, Science Fiction, Sickypoo, Silliness, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Things that make me Smile, Tired, Weird, Writing
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Mania Descends Upon Me – And I’m feeling good
So, lots of little bits make for a boring but necessary post. Well…I need it..and I feel I’ve been far to inactive the last week considering the number of hits I’ve had. Anyway, Nanomania, depression, excitement, lack of sleep, being … Continue reading
Posted in Apathetic Fallacy, Blogging, boredom, Brighton, Britain, Cartoon, Cartoons, Controversy, Conversation, Copyright, Creativity, Cricket, Culture, Diary?, Emotional, Everything, George Gershwin, Humour, Lazy, Literature, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Music, Nanowrimo, Nonsense, Novel, Old Music, Pain, Personal, Radio Three, Sahil, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, Talentless, Tom and Jerry, Vikings, Writer's Block, Writing
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Lazy Lazy Lazy
Want to post but have to focus on Nano and other things. Too busy to write anything real but want to give you something good. Raincoaster saves the day with an ‘inspirational’ (possibly demotivational…depends on your character type more than … Continue reading

