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- I think I'm too cool for eurovision, but actually, I'm just pretending to be drunker than I am, ranting to myself about disco and doctor who 9 hours ago
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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Category Archives: Mind
Declare Independence – Linguobatics
One way you can tell a subject is particularly contentious is if you see me taking two sides of the argument on two separate occasions. Especially if I’m the one starting the argument each time and I’m the most vociferous … Continue reading
Posted in Feminism, gender, Language, Mind, Politics, Postmodernism, Rant, Subversion
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Ceci n’est pas un moi – Representaion and Identity
So, I’ve been reading Scott McCloud’s ludicrously excellent Understanding Comics. If you have any interest in creating any kind of artwork, or anything creative at all(surely that’s just creating anything), then you should read this book, possibly twice. After only … Continue reading
Posted in Comics, Identity, Literature, Mind, Representation, Self, Writing
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CreativiDream – A little bit of madness every night
So, this isn’t going to make much sense, but it was wonderful. Essentially, I’ve just woken up from a particularly intense barrage of dreams, but I’ve got to go somewhere pretty soon (Tai Chi practice marathon) so can’t go too … Continue reading
Fey Lure and the Top of the Hill
Did the faerie folk lead me to the crest of a mountain? Alas no, just more sound play. I tried to write the project that’s been composting since the year began, and I heard about this. It didn’t work, and … Continue reading
Sleazed to Meat you
Disgusting people in this world. Still feel smypathy for them, it’s hard not to. People end up having grown up with a warped and stunted view of socialisation. I’m not sure how it happens (though I have my suspicions) but … Continue reading
Posted in Change, Feminism, gender, life, Masculinity, Me, Mind, Sexual Violence, Useless
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Inn Communication – B r e a k d o w n
Nonsense. Tricky post see. I’m having trouble communicating today. It’s very upsetting for me. I keep on typing things wrong, like words entirely wrong. Totally unrelated to original word. I don’t like not being able to get my thoughts out … Continue reading
Posted in Communication, I'm so tired, Mind, Swings and Roundabouts
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Sensual Tensual Menstrual
Huh – what? Well. Yesterday, I woke up, naked as usual. And I listened to In Rainbows, whilst lying in bed. The whole morning (when I was supposed to be being productive) was devoted to ‘pleasures of the flesh’. Not … Continue reading
Posted in Body, Mind, Sexy, Weird
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Dancing with the Sea and the Starlings
I feel alive today, like, really alive. It was a long day at work, but in the middle of it I had to go to the other side of town (Hove, actually) for a brief training course. The fire safety … Continue reading
Comm You Knitty and May King Adiff Rents
So, talk of Quilts the other day. Additional to yesterday’s Nick Drake fuelled downbeat thoughtfulness. Anyway, the theme, maybe, is people. Groups, support and how we deal with things. After I whinged yesterday, I watched the documentary about Drake, including … Continue reading
Melancholy Mood – Don’t read sad things when you’re sad (or do)
So, the festive break back in St Albans was pretty wonderful all round (though I got too drunk on Christmas Eve, and made a dick out of myself, that only partly ruins the feeling because I can’t remember it so … Continue reading
Posted in Depression, life, Mind, Music
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I want Chocolate
It is hard to reward myself when I can’t turn to my usual staples of booze and other types of booze. See, I hit 20k. Which means I managed 2.5k today. This is good wording, but now I’ve made that … Continue reading
Breakin’ Down – ‘Im Balance
So, This is brief, but it’s something I want to get out. Basically, I’ve been pushing myself to extremes recently, partly to deal with some family shit that I’ve been treating as an excuse to hedonise my head into the … Continue reading
‘The’ Problem
So, thanks to someone else keeping note of their random surfing, and ending up at my place. I’m reminded of a ‘classic’ article from the archives. Anyway, I reread my thoughts, and it was weird to tour my head again. … Continue reading
Posted in Analysis, Doubt, life, Madness, Me, Mind, Relationships, Romance
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The Greatest Gift that I Possess?
In a brief (possibly that’s it actually, we’ll see how things go) break from my recollections of the weekend, I’m going to do something a bit different. That is, listen to something somebody else said. The always inspirational Brightfeather is … Continue reading
Posted in Happiness, Health, Mind, Personal, Questions, Self Improvement
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Are you Alive?
So, this is all inspired by the new Battlestar Galactica, of which I have just finished the first season of…no spoilers please, I’ll try and do the same. Anyway, that question…’Are you alive?’ has such significance in and out of … Continue reading
Posted in Alive, Battlestar Galactica, life, Living, Mind, Stress, Work
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