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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Category Archives: Nanowrimo
The Incredible Expanding Cranium of Dr Crippens
No. I’m not a doctor. But anyway, I spent a chunk of today rereading stuff. This (actually last) year’s nano (the gender bending post modern psychoanalytic revolution….and a load of pretentious nonsense) and last year’s (actually the year before last’s) … Continue reading
Posted in Big Head, Nanowrimo, Personal, Writing
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Definitely Not Gratuitous – Erotica Eroica
Troublesome. That’s what it is. Troublesome. I’ve hit the climax see. Well. Not the climax, but the crux. This is pretty much the emotional core of the novel, which, if I need to remind you, came to me whilst masturbating … Continue reading
Posted in Erotica, Feminism, gender, Ideology, Nanowrimo, Troublesome, Writing
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I want Chocolate
It is hard to reward myself when I can’t turn to my usual staples of booze and other types of booze. See, I hit 20k. Which means I managed 2.5k today. This is good wording, but now I’ve made that … Continue reading
Negatory good buddy
Fun day yesterday, party, excitement, banter, skirts, wrestling, pomegranete fights, slightly uncomfortable people not sure how to deal with a guy in a skirt. Party slowly getting much better than expected. Problematics though. No writing. Bad, should’ve written something. Tension/Arguments. … Continue reading
Post Mod – Errrr, Nitty
So. Writing’s funny. I’m currently finding my post modernist perspective to be dangerous. Once you disentangle from simple ideology everything you write is not yours, and fraught with danger. Sure it may be playful, but it’s getting dark. And I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Nanowrimo, Panic, Plot, Post Modern, Progress, Writing
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Busy in a good way for once
Yesterday was a bit manic, involving lots of typing, some laundry, something resembling a date (that managed to be probably the most successful/unsuccessful date I’ve ever been on…for weird complicated reasons that I can’t go into…lots of fun is the … Continue reading
Not Working
My hangover is trying to kill me, the nano meet last night was a mess but a kind of success, but I may have been too drunk. I then went elsewhere and got more too drunk. Had my first ‘old … Continue reading
Posted in Bits and Bobs, Booze, Conflusion, Day of the Dead, Fear, Love, Memorial, Nanowrimo, Personal
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Bit of a Mess – More Creative Compost
More filler (though actually, last post ended up sparking some awesome conversations, and all the content is only going to bring up my stats, even if it is just more people looking for nudity and weird sex). I’ve had a … Continue reading
Posted in Composting, Creativity, Ideas, Nanowrimo, Writing
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Excitement, Anticipation and Grumpiness – Lots going on right now
Soooo, I was planning on writing a big Nanowrimo encouragement post, to celebrate the site getting back in business for the 2007 session…and then realised that it’s not going on until the evening…in another country…so I’d be early. So I’ll … Continue reading
Posted in Complicated, Evolution, Excited, Expenditure, Feminism, Grumpy, Nanowrimo, Radiohead, Random, Reading, WASTE
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Like a Dog – Turmoil
First up, name that closing line. Secondly, sorry I’ve been incommunicado. I’ve been horrifically ill most of this week. Fevers, aches, pains, insomnia, sweat, hallucinations and a sore throat. It’s not been pleasant. I haven’t actually been this ill since … Continue reading
Fimbulwinter Anyone?
I finally fucking did it. The scene that has been the bane of my existence for almost six months as been written, now I just need to remember how the Ragnarok bit goes (a question of research) and I’ve got … Continue reading
Posted in Accomplishment, Apocalypse, Dennis Wilson, Ending, Frost Troll, Gah, Hope, Joy, Mood, Music, Nanowrimo, Novel, Things the make me Smile, Wonderful, Writer's Block, Writing
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Slow Painful Progress – Moods and Trolls
So, I am still maintaining some kind of forward motion on the nano. I finally got the ball rolling again. Only problem is it’s going incredibly slowly. I kinda took the weekend off and spent most of it absolutely bladdered…or … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, boredom, Creativity, Detachment, Diary?, Drinking, Emotions, Energy, Feeling Rough, Film, Frost Troll, Gah, Hope, Imagination, Incoherent, life, Looking forward, Lovely, Mild Mania, Music, Nanowrimo, Nonsense, Novel, Personal, Personal Growth, Ramble, Swings and Roundabouts, Things that make me Smile, Thoughts, Tired, Tiredness, Vikings, Violence, Werid, Writing
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Big Blue Troll gone missing.
So. I’m at work, and I wasn’t planning on blogging today. I was hoping to write a couple of thousand words on the old novel. That’s right…I’ve finally had the burst of ideas I’ve been waiting for and I’m ready … Continue reading
A Quantum Awakening – Scroedinger’s Vikings
Random research sometimes yields better results than anything specific. Following a link on an article about the iPhone (current wordpress number one) led me to Schroedinger’s cat, which I’ve known about for years. Anyway, I looked at the related links … Continue reading
