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Category Archives: News
I guess you had to be there – On Old News and the Point of Views
Sorry it’s been so long. No excuses, just haven’t been writing. Need to get back on it in time for ‘wrimo. So here goes. This is a chain of thought sparked whilst in bath, so it’s not fresh from the … Continue reading
Posted in Brains, Culture, News, Thoughts
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Web Design Fashions
Just a quick point. BBC News has today changed the design of their site (this may be throughout the BBC, or just here, but I actually can’t be bothered to even click on the one solitary link and activate that … Continue reading
Posted in Design, Fashion, News, Web Design
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When I grow up I want to be a Monkey
So, interesting day in the news today, various bits I could mention. But what struck me as something I wanted to talk about was this business about equality in careers advice. Obviously, I think this is a good move. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in Education, Feminism, gender, News
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Somehow the Vital Connection is Made
Indeed. I am finally sitting in my new house…well…I’ve done that a lot…but I’ve not done it whilst doing this. This doing of which I speak is being in contact with you. The people of the world, the population of … Continue reading
Posted in Connection, Good, Internet, News
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Crying in the Staff Room – Unimaginable Suffering
Well, not quiet, but seriously, news like this makes me feel physically sick, and reading it at work when I don’t feel like there’s anyone around I can express that kind of distress to is not a fun way to … Continue reading
Posted in Exploitation, Feminism, News, Prostitution, Trafficking
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Uh Oh, The Future Comes to Town
Apologies for having not posted for a while. My weekend was somewhat adventurous and busy and needed some kind of recovery period. I’m not sure that’s finished yet but I feel like the urge to write is back. Hence… I … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Information, Media, News, People, Philip K Dick, Politics, The Future, Thoughts
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Photo Jenny and the Eye of the Beholder
So, among other things I’ve been reading a bit more news than usual. Particularly the Guardian because it’s what I read generally, if only because I’d happily pay the cover price for getting to read whose Birthday it is (and … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Everything, Haircuts, Me, Memories, News, Perception, Philosophy, Photogenic, Photography, Racism
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Real Gig this time – Suggestion Box
So I’m playing the Volks this Saturday. Main room this time as well. This is terrifying. I need to practice…but I also need some ideas. I’m gonna try and play around all day tomorrow (once I finish work) and see … Continue reading
Posted in Breakcore, Brighton, Britain, Clubbing, Culture, Curioisity, Diary?, DJ, Drill 'n' Bass, Electronica, Events, Fear, Imagination, Mild Mania, Music, News, Silly
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What is the world coming to? – Kids Today
It’s time to act like I’m older and more prudish than I actually am. Though I do mean it. Basically there was an article in the Education Guardian yesterday about young kids and porn. There’s a lot of stuff in … Continue reading
Posted in Bigotry, Controversy, Critique, Culture, Debate, Equal Rights, Everything, Family, Feminism, Fucked up, Gender Equality, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, Ideology, Imagination, Inequality, Internet, Media, Mild Mania, Morality, News, Nostalgia, Observations, Perception, Ramble, Rant, Storytelling, Swings and Roundabouts
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The World around us consistently remains more Fucked up than we could ever Imagine
Seriously. Another brief post here. All I want to do is point you in the direction of an article in the Guardian today that I just read and seriously wrecked my faith in humanity. The world is fucked….and it’s people … Continue reading
Posted in Apocalypse, Bigotry, Equal Rights, Ethics, Fucked up, News, Politics, Rant, Self-Hate
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News O’ye Worlde – Today I learnt and Thought
…about lots of things. Some have been bubbling under for a while, some have just popped into my head. In an atypical post I shall attempt to deal with real events in the real world…the news. Yes that’s right. I … Continue reading
Posted in Blair, Bum, Controversy, Ethics, Events, Everything, Fear, life, Media, Mild Mania, News, Nuclear Weapons, Observations, Politics, Terror, Trident
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Attention Londoners and those that Love to Travel for Electronica and Art
Just a quick message that a friend of mine is putting a night on in London. Visual (moving and static) art with audio art (music mostly). Some really good people playing. I believe the phrase is up and coming, Ie … Continue reading
Posted in Armoured Core, Art, Breakcore, Clubbing, Diary?, Electronica, Events, Experiment, Hip Hop, Jungle, London, Music, News, Personal, Punk, Sahil, Tekhnikon
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Capitalism, Bigotry and Beats – What’s Hip Hop really all about?
So, I decided I was going to write something today and couldn’t work out which one of the many that came to mind I should right about. The other two plans involve gender identity and me, and Freud and Bullshit. … Continue reading
Hooray for Rumsfeld and the Orchestra of Death – Finally the bastard conductor is out of the way (although he may just be first Violin)
So, I’ll start off by saying I know next to nothing about US Politics. But this bought a smile to my face. Everything I know about Rumseld indicates he’s an absolutely reprehensible idiot. I just found out that Nixon..that’s right … Continue reading
Dirty Snakes and Multiple Facets
Just a quickie again. Basically, an old magazine me and some friends used to write at our university has gone online. Some good stuff here, a lot of fun articles and a difficult to navigate yet well designed site. Anyway, … Continue reading

