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Category Archives: Personal
A Lone – Not so bad?
That’s me cuddling a snake. My glasses are always that wonky. #FACT I realise that I’m probably just going through a weird state of mind, but it occurred to me last night that I might be alone forever, and that … Continue reading
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Freizeit- The Kindness of Strangers
It’s a little weird. Hard to get used to how far you can get on the kindness of strangers, with only the tiniest bit of language ability. It’s also terrifying. I have been weirdly isolated at times, but it’s pretty … Continue reading
Declaring Dependence
So, I’ve recently been feeling a little out of myself. Or rather, quite in myself, but unable to reach out of myself. Trouble communicating. Even though I’ve been writing a shed load for nano (still barely ahead of schedule, but … Continue reading
Posted in life, Mild Mania, Personal, Self Indulgent, Self Loathing, Self Obsession, Thoughts
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My Problem – One of…
I know I promised to start all posts with a picture now. But I’m having a problem with my tiredness and my ‘pooter, so I promise to make up for it with next post with a pretty picture of me. … Continue reading
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What a Fucken Creep
Amanda Palmer rumbling around a noisy bar playing creep on a Uke. There’s better audio available elsewhere, but there’s something gorgeous about the environment and the wandering. And the way people actually shut up sometimes. And then get involved. Right. … Continue reading
Posted in Mild Mania, Music, Personal
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The Moth Reaching Quiet
Ok, it’s not proper content, but it’s the first meme I’ve liked the look of in a long time. And it allows me to introduce Geekwrestler, who I stole this from. I don’t actually know much about Geekwrestler, but I … Continue reading
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On Consumption – Love, the Universe, a Hairy Thing
Okay, so first, a little thing I wrote in my notepad a month or so ago whilst drunk on a train down to Torquay. Just needed to do something creative, and thought I’d ponder some of my more pathetic/romantic sensibilities. … Continue reading
Posted in Love, Mild Mania, Personal, Ramble, Thoughts
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Nowt so Queer as Folk
Lots going on. Sorry I haven’t posted forever. The big news, the scary news? You want it? Don’t misinterpret me though, I insist. Essentially, the other night I broke up with someone because they weren’t comfortable with my gender identity. … Continue reading
Talking to a brick wall – Conversations with a Younger Self
There are many ways in which I want to plug Kate Beaton. Wait, let me start again, without the unintentional innuendo. Kate Beaton is clearly the coolest thing to ever happen. I’ve been wanting to explain this for a while, … Continue reading
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Sexduality
So, I’ve written about this before, kinda. Anyway, I’m writing, because I’ve got something to write about, and it’s not misery-centric, and it mightbe interesting, and my stats have plummeted, and I’ve stopped paying attention. This gives me motivation to … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, gender, Genderfuck, Personal, Politics, Ramble, Thoughts
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S’late
It is. Shouldn’t be writing but the urge is grabbing me. I think I’m just trying to put off making the bed. It’s a task I hate, despite the rewards. Clean sheets, cosy wrap, and that neatness of building a … Continue reading
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Violent Dreams and Hard Times Waking
I’m run down. Tired and lacking in energy. Just when things were looking a little bit up at work, and I could’ve done with a break to let that idea settle, I went all festival for the weekend, which was … Continue reading
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A Theoretical Upper Limit to the Density of Experience
I bear the emotional, physical and mental scars of a densely packed weekend. It feels like I squeezed the usual events of a month into about three-four days, to the point where I’m no longer sure how much time has … Continue reading
Twice cooked
Sorry I haven’t been around for ages, has been a busy life of late. Also, its actually going to continue being busy, and I’ll be in London for up to a week. When I get back I should still be … Continue reading
Posted in Assortment, Biscuits, Bits and Pieces, Bourbon, Diary?, Hangover, Lie Berry, Personal
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Too Much Information – Smells and Hair
So, I’m a smelly person. This has been pointed out to me by strangers and co-workers. This is a constant source of self esteem issues for me. The awareness that even if I look pretty and am charming,there is a … Continue reading
