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Category Archives: Politeness
Did I shoot Andy Warhol?
Of course, I didn’t shoot Andy Warhol, at least not in this life. But I’ll get back to that later. First, a warning. This is going to be another of my long rambling rambles. I am not going to restrain … Continue reading
Posted in Andy Warhol, Art, Assault, Bigotry, Controversy, Critique, Culture, Debate, Diary?, Dreams, Equal Rights, Ethics, Everything, Feminism, Gender Equality, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, Incoherent, Inequality, Matmos, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Morality, Motivation, Observations, Personal, Personal Growth, Philosophy, Politeness, Politics, Ramble, Rant, Real-Time, Sahil, Sexism, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Uncategorized, Vaginal Tract, Valerie Solanas
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I am a Wanker but I Forgot
So, for the second time in one week I’ve woken up with virtually no idea what I did towards the end of the night. No idea. I can only assume I was being a wanker. This happens to me a … Continue reading
Posted in Ale, Beer, Bum, Dancing, Diary?, Drunk, Feeling Rough, Fine Ale, Fire, Friends, Fun, Games, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Multiple Personality Disorder, Music, Nonsense, Offensive, Parade, Personal, Politeness, Poo, Poor Show Old Bean, Real Ale, Sickypoo, Silliness, Solstice, Stout, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Tired, Tiredness, Vikings, Wanker, Weird, Willy
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Stiff Upper Lip Part 2 – This time there’s Boobies
So, the title pretty much sums it up. Last night, was walking to the cashpoint about half eleven, heading towards the hip hop night where we were heading toward (Edan and fellow heads from Lewis Recordings flown over from America..awesome … Continue reading
The Benefit of a Stiff Upper Lip
So perhap’s a slightly more traditional entry this time, a simple, brief story from my day, and what I learned from it. Finished work (quite late mind, past the polite hours), fancied a drink, called a few people, none were … Continue reading
Posted in Anachronisms, Britain, Manners, PAtriotism, Politeness, Silliness, Uncategorized
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