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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Category Archives: Science Fiction
Hopes and Schemes – The Promise of Fiction
So, I have this problem. I love reading, I really love reading. I’ve got huge stacks of books left to read and I’ve read huge stacks of book. The one problem is that bigger than either of these stack, is … Continue reading
Posted in Artistry, Being a 'writer', Books, Creativity, Critique, Hope, Imagination, Narrative, Possibility, Ramble, Rant, Sci-Fi, Science Fiction, Telepathy, Thoughts, Writing
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The US Government Clearly hasn’t seen Highlander 2 – Fools
So, I haven’t read the rest of the paper yet, but the front page of the guardian says that the US reckon it’s important to look into blocking out the Sun in order to save us all from global warming. … Continue reading
Posted in America, Climate Change, Film, Global Warming, Highlander, Observations, Politics, Sci-Fi, Science, Science Fiction, Silliness, Silly, Television, US Government
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Eyes to the Future
So what does the future hold. A recent discussion with a certain archivist led me to do some thinking about what the future holds. In fact a lot of things have been making me think about the future, including the … Continue reading
Posted in Alan Moore, Anti-Capitalism, Apocalypse, Britain, Capitalism, Comics, Everything, Fear, Future, Hope, life, Literature, Looking forward, Mild Mania, Morality, Nuclear Weapons, Optimism, Philosophy, Politics, Ramble, Sci-Fi, Science, Science Fiction, Scientific Endeavour, Selfishness, Swings and Roundabouts, Thoughts
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“Life ain’t Nothing but Bitches and Money” – A half arsed discussion of Psychoanalytic and Marxist Criticism
God…that title looks boring. Anyway, basically, I’m going to do a half arsed version of an essay I’ve been intending to do for ages. But because its Sunday, I’m not going to do any research, and I’m probably going to … Continue reading
Posted in Capitalism, Cheap Gag, Communism, Controversy, Creativity, Critique, Culture, Debate, Economics, Everything, Grand Narratives, Hip Hop, History, Learning, Literature, Marxism, Money, Nonsense, Observations, Philosophy, Politics, Psychoanalysis, Ramble, Sahil, Science Fiction, Sex, Silliness, Storytelling, Subversion, Swings and Roundabouts, Uncategorized, Writing
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Something is in my Skull and I don’t want it there
Nanowrimo meet up last night. The big thank fuck its over celebration. Good times….but now my head is paying its dues. Its when the front of your head is in agony and it feels like your brain is actually trying … Continue reading
Posted in Ale, Beer, Cricket, Culture, Curioisity, Diary?, Drinking, Everything, Farming, Feeling Rough, Food, Gender Roles, Guardian, Ill, Internal Organs, Laziness, Lazy, Literary Anecdotes, Literature, Lovely Strangers, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Music, Nanowrimo, Nonsense, Novel, Pain, Personal, Ramble, Sahil, Schnitzel, Sci-Fi, Science Fiction, Sickypoo, Silliness, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Things that make me Smile, Tired, Weird, Writing
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Gender in Half Life 2: Episode One – Will Alyx ever get her hands dirty?
So this is half silly I know, but only half silly. As I was playing through Half-Life 2: Episode One (which incidentally, was brilliant, the game still looks gorgeous and runs smoothly, expanding the narrative and raising a few questions … Continue reading

