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Category Archives: Silliness
Bald head in the Morning -Not worth the trouble of an argument
So, once again, a shaven area of Britney Spears’ body has grasped the attention of the blogging sphere (or whatever the cool kids are calling it these days). I can’t remember where I first saw this, so I’m satisfying Raincoaster’s … Continue reading
Posted in Britney Spears, Critique, Culture, Equality, Fucked up, gender, Gender Equality, Gender Roles, Haircuts, Identity, Objectification, Rant, Silliness
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Perchance to Wake? – The Science of Sleep
So, indeed, I did watch the Science of Sleep the night before last. I enjoyed it massively, in fact it was an incredibly personally affective film for me. A little nerve-wracking almost, for all the naive silliness that goes on. … Continue reading
Posted in Blurs, Boundaries, Creativity, Critique, Curioisity, Diary?, Dreams, Elegaic, Emotional, Emotions, Everything, Experience, Fantasy, Fear, Film, Fucked up, Gah, Heart, Honest, How to think, Identity, Imagination, Incoherent, Learning, life, Madness, Mania, Me, Memories, Mental, Michel Gondry, Mild Mania, Mind, Observations, Personal, Ramble, Reality, Schizophrenia, Security, Self, Silliness, Strange, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, The Science of Sleep, Things that make me Smile, Thoughts, Tired, Weird, Weirdness, Werid, Wonderful
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Conflusion
So, it’s miles off from the full moon and everything’s gone a little weird. I think I’m having fun. In principle at least. I keep on not thinking about what I’m saying and just splurging random sentences based on things … Continue reading
Posted in Abnormality, Apathetic Fallacy, Beer, Broken, Creativity, Culture, Curioisity, Day, Debate, Diary?, Dirty Snake, DJ, Dreams, Drill 'n' Bass, Drinking, Elation, Electronica, Elegaic, Emotional, Emotions, Empathy, Energy, Events, Everything, Experience, Lovely, Lovely Strangers, Mania, Meaning, Media, Memories, Mental, Mild Mania, Mind, Music, Naive, Nonsense, Nostalgia, Observations, Optimism, Paranoia, Perception, Personal, Philosophy, Ramble, Reality, Sea, Self, Self Indulgent, Self-Identity, Silliness, Silly, Simplicity, Storytelling, Strange, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, Things that make me Smile, Thoughts, Weirdness, Werid, Wonderful
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The US Government Clearly hasn’t seen Highlander 2 – Fools
So, I haven’t read the rest of the paper yet, but the front page of the guardian says that the US reckon it’s important to look into blocking out the Sun in order to save us all from global warming. … Continue reading
Posted in America, Climate Change, Film, Global Warming, Highlander, Observations, Politics, Sci-Fi, Science, Science Fiction, Silliness, Silly, Television, US Government
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I am a Wanker but I Forgot
So, for the second time in one week I’ve woken up with virtually no idea what I did towards the end of the night. No idea. I can only assume I was being a wanker. This happens to me a … Continue reading
Posted in Ale, Beer, Bum, Dancing, Diary?, Drunk, Feeling Rough, Fine Ale, Fire, Friends, Fun, Games, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Multiple Personality Disorder, Music, Nonsense, Offensive, Parade, Personal, Politeness, Poo, Poor Show Old Bean, Real Ale, Sickypoo, Silliness, Solstice, Stout, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Tired, Tiredness, Vikings, Wanker, Weird, Willy
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Bogdan Raczynski will eat your children
So, I’ve got a lot to talk about to day…and people are requesting details, so there’s going to be a few posts today. I might be busy at the weekend so I might not post much then, we’ll see though. … Continue reading
Weird? Moi?
So the beast from the black lagoon appears to have ‘tagged’ me with some silly chain letter/meme style nonsense. I’m going to do it, but I can’t be arsed to pass it along. Anyway, basically Its just putting 6 weird … Continue reading
Posted in Abnormality, Diary?, Everything, Personal, Psychology, Silliness, Weird, Weirdness, Werid
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“Life ain’t Nothing but Bitches and Money” – A half arsed discussion of Psychoanalytic and Marxist Criticism
God…that title looks boring. Anyway, basically, I’m going to do a half arsed version of an essay I’ve been intending to do for ages. But because its Sunday, I’m not going to do any research, and I’m probably going to … Continue reading
Posted in Capitalism, Cheap Gag, Communism, Controversy, Creativity, Critique, Culture, Debate, Economics, Everything, Grand Narratives, Hip Hop, History, Learning, Literature, Marxism, Money, Nonsense, Observations, Philosophy, Politics, Psychoanalysis, Ramble, Sahil, Science Fiction, Sex, Silliness, Storytelling, Subversion, Swings and Roundabouts, Uncategorized, Writing
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Something is in my Skull and I don’t want it there
Nanowrimo meet up last night. The big thank fuck its over celebration. Good times….but now my head is paying its dues. Its when the front of your head is in agony and it feels like your brain is actually trying … Continue reading
Posted in Ale, Beer, Cricket, Culture, Curioisity, Diary?, Drinking, Everything, Farming, Feeling Rough, Food, Gender Roles, Guardian, Ill, Internal Organs, Laziness, Lazy, Literary Anecdotes, Literature, Lovely Strangers, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Music, Nanowrimo, Nonsense, Novel, Pain, Personal, Ramble, Sahil, Schnitzel, Sci-Fi, Science Fiction, Sickypoo, Silliness, Stupid, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Things that make me Smile, Tired, Weird, Writing
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A Musical Meditation – Music Moves Me
So, after yesterday’s post accidentally slipped into a maudlin meditation on my musical needs. I ended up sending an e-mail that carried on talking about music even more. I’m just reposting a chunk of what I said there here. Then … Continue reading
Ponderous Ramble – What Motivates Me and Makes Me Who Me Are?
So, first up the good bit. I’ve finished my Nano. Well that’s not entirely true. I got to the 50K boundary after which I could call myself a winner. I dived over the cliff and through the finish line with … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Capitalism, Apathetic Fallacy, Art, boredom, Buddhism, Capitalism, Cartoons, Creativity, Culture, Curioisity, Death, Debate, Diary?, Drive, Education, Emotional, Ethics, Everything, Experiment, Grieving, Identity, Karma, Learning, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Morality, Motivation, Music, Nonsense, Observations, Pain, Personal, Philosophy, Politics, Ramble, Religion, Sahil, Science, Silliness, Swings and Roundabouts, Tom and Jerry, Writing
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Tiredness and Creativity – I am now an artist
Something different. Here we explore the link between me being silly and me not having had enough sleep. Basically, after the previously mentioned gig, I didn’t get enough sleep and had to get the train back to Brighton. Lovely journey, … Continue reading
Posted in Art, boredom, Cheap Gag, Clubbing, Critique, Culture, Diary?, Drinking, Experiment, Humour, Observations, Personal, Silliness, Things that make me Smile, Uncategorized, Writing
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Hooray for Rumsfeld and the Orchestra of Death – Finally the bastard conductor is out of the way (although he may just be first Violin)
So, I’ll start off by saying I know next to nothing about US Politics. But this bought a smile to my face. Everything I know about Rumseld indicates he’s an absolutely reprehensible idiot. I just found out that Nixon..that’s right … Continue reading
Dirty Snakes Deal Justice
As an apology for being so self obssessed, here’s some links to some clever things from our man Drake. Keep it up Lads, I’d be lost without. Also Check out Subliminal’s article on the Q awards. This is just to … Continue reading
Posted in boredom, Dirty Snake, Ethics, Everything, Humour, Magazine, Music, Offensive, Pain, Self Publishing, Silliness, Writing
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