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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Category Archives: Silliness
Dirty Snakes and Multiple Facets
Just a quickie again. Basically, an old magazine me and some friends used to write at our university has gone online. Some good stuff here, a lot of fun articles and a difficult to navigate yet well designed site. Anyway, … Continue reading
Sweet, Sweet Ale
So, basically, the off license (booze merchant for those not ‘in the know’ so to speak) round the corner has started stocking the 2006 vintage of what I consider to be one of the finest ales known to humanity: Dark … Continue reading
Nanowrimo – Join the Club, Write a Crap Novel (or if you’re Lucky a Good One)
So, I’m guessing that most of you will have heard of this already. But for those who haven’t, I think I’m going to try and force myself back in to writing by doing the ridiculous and attempting the not quite … Continue reading
Posted in Being a 'writer', Fantasy, How to write, Literature, Nanowrimo, Personal, Silliness, Writer's Block, Writing
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Look who linked Me
So, just a quickie. I just got a new referrer, from a clearly bot made page…I kind of hate to link to this, so I won’t. I think there’s a link on one of my old blog entries (the one … Continue reading
Posted in Inequality, Robots, Silliness
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Stiff Upper Lip Part 2 – This time there’s Boobies
So, the title pretty much sums it up. Last night, was walking to the cashpoint about half eleven, heading towards the hip hop night where we were heading toward (Edan and fellow heads from Lewis Recordings flown over from America..awesome … Continue reading
The Benefit of a Stiff Upper Lip
So perhap’s a slightly more traditional entry this time, a simple, brief story from my day, and what I learned from it. Finished work (quite late mind, past the polite hours), fancied a drink, called a few people, none were … Continue reading
Posted in Anachronisms, Britain, Manners, PAtriotism, Politeness, Silliness, Uncategorized
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