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Category Archives: Thoughts
Mounting Darkness and Creative Destruction on the Dark Mountain – Uncivilisation 2012
To civilise is to build. To uncivilise is to destroy? I may just be tired, but I actually feel very lost. Last year’s Dark Mountain Uncivilisation Festival made me grounded and full hearted, my mind swirling with ideas. This year, … Continue reading
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A Lone – Not so bad?
That’s me cuddling a snake. My glasses are always that wonky. #FACT I realise that I’m probably just going through a weird state of mind, but it occurred to me last night that I might be alone forever, and that … Continue reading
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Recession, Digression, Pretension – Moping Dope on a Train
This is a rant from the train journey back to Brighton. I wouldn’t read it if I were you. It’s self indulgent, self obsessed post Christmas malaise. The feeling is lingering longer than it should. I’m hoping this is just … Continue reading
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Declaring Dependence
So, I’ve recently been feeling a little out of myself. Or rather, quite in myself, but unable to reach out of myself. Trouble communicating. Even though I’ve been writing a shed load for nano (still barely ahead of schedule, but … Continue reading
Posted in life, Mild Mania, Personal, Self Indulgent, Self Loathing, Self Obsession, Thoughts
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My Problem – One of…
I know I promised to start all posts with a picture now. But I’m having a problem with my tiredness and my ‘pooter, so I promise to make up for it with next post with a pretty picture of me. … Continue reading
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Things they are a stirring
Arthur Russel – This is how we walk on the moon Basically, I feel a little guilty about not posting since forever, so I’m making up for it with a super short post full of delightful videos. It’s something at … Continue reading
Posted in Creativity, life, Music, Ramble, Thoughts
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It’s all in the Execution – Art with Heart
Corner of my bedroom, complete with Manet’s Execution of Emporer Maximillian and a Lichtenstien with a title I can’t find. First up, apologies for the puns in the title, sometimes (most times) I just can’t help myself. Right. Art. Hmm. … Continue reading
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That’ll Learn ‘em
I’m tired. So there’ll be a lack of coherency, but that’s fine, I don’t think anybody has any expectations round here. It’s not often that I have thoughts at nine in the morning. Let alone coherent ones that stay in … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Media, Ramble, Thoughts
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The Moth Reaching Quiet
Ok, it’s not proper content, but it’s the first meme I’ve liked the look of in a long time. And it allows me to introduce Geekwrestler, who I stole this from. I don’t actually know much about Geekwrestler, but I … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Personal, Thoughts
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Our Dancing Skeletons
Blubbedy blub. So, yesterday there was a charity thing that I DJed at in the Hobgoblin. The whole thing was in memory of the friend of mine who died November last year, raising money for the school on the island … Continue reading
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Journeys don’t end – Learnings and Wanderings
Okay, lots of things to try and agglomerate, and my heads a bit brokes by all this, so there may be confustion. Also, can I briefly recommend Twitter, and particularly me on Twitter. I’m starting to get into this, and … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Feminism, gender, Ramble, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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On Consumption – Love, the Universe, a Hairy Thing
Okay, so first, a little thing I wrote in my notepad a month or so ago whilst drunk on a train down to Torquay. Just needed to do something creative, and thought I’d ponder some of my more pathetic/romantic sensibilities. … Continue reading
Posted in Love, Mild Mania, Personal, Ramble, Thoughts
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Towards Definitive Emancipation
So, it turns out the pope is a massive cunt. Who knew? I’m particularly impressed with the way he managed to phrase his statements so that he’s not just anti-homosexuality, but anti-any stepping out or transgression or even playfulness with … Continue reading
Posted in gender, Politics, Ramble, Thoughts
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Sekks and Muzak
So, I’m supposed to be hammering away at my Nanovel right now, and I just can’t get myself into the swing of it. I’m not happy with anything in it and I’m not engaged with the characters or plot at … Continue reading
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Nowt so Queer as Folk
Lots going on. Sorry I haven’t posted forever. The big news, the scary news? You want it? Don’t misinterpret me though, I insist. Essentially, the other night I broke up with someone because they weren’t comfortable with my gender identity. … Continue reading
