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- ' @Kierrrrrrrr's here. Probably bye! x 3 hours ago
- RT @MartinBelam: If you introduce a bit of politics into your #eurovision lyrics, you can expect some back #vennfest http://t.co/E9TiOGz8mF 3 hours ago
- It's fine. Soon I'll be back in @Kierrrrrrrr's arms. Without the internet, I am just as embarrassing, and harder to ignore. 3 hours ago
- I may need a new word for cool. 3 hours ago
- I think I'm too cool for eurovision, but actually, I'm just pretending to be drunker than I am, ranting to myself about disco and doctor who 3 hours ago
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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Category Archives: Tiredness
Too Much Too Fast – Somebody Engage my Brain
I feel unable to really communicate accurately how I’m feeling right now. It’s not that it’s terrible, it’s just that everything is going a bit to fast for my self to catch up with. Don’t worry, nothing terrible is going … Continue reading
Posted in Abnormality, boredom, Brain, Emotions, Idiot, Imagination, Incoherent, Learning, life, Mind, Observations, Personal, Personal Growth, Ramble, Swings and Roundabouts, Thoughts, Tiredness
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Slow Painful Progress – Moods and Trolls
So, I am still maintaining some kind of forward motion on the nano. I finally got the ball rolling again. Only problem is it’s going incredibly slowly. I kinda took the weekend off and spent most of it absolutely bladdered…or … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, boredom, Creativity, Detachment, Diary?, Drinking, Emotions, Energy, Feeling Rough, Film, Frost Troll, Gah, Hope, Imagination, Incoherent, life, Looking forward, Lovely, Mild Mania, Music, Nanowrimo, Nonsense, Novel, Personal, Personal Growth, Ramble, Swings and Roundabouts, Things that make me Smile, Thoughts, Tired, Tiredness, Vikings, Violence, Werid, Writing
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I am a Wanker but I Forgot
So, for the second time in one week I’ve woken up with virtually no idea what I did towards the end of the night. No idea. I can only assume I was being a wanker. This happens to me a … Continue reading
Posted in Ale, Beer, Bum, Dancing, Diary?, Drunk, Feeling Rough, Fine Ale, Fire, Friends, Fun, Games, Mild Mania, Mood swings, Multiple Personality Disorder, Music, Nonsense, Offensive, Parade, Personal, Politeness, Poo, Poor Show Old Bean, Real Ale, Sickypoo, Silliness, Solstice, Stout, Swings and Roundabouts, Thanks, Tired, Tiredness, Vikings, Wanker, Weird, Willy
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