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Alabaster Crippens doesn't entirely believe in objective truth, therefore he can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of any statement, image or impression caused by, or displayed on, these pages of the so called 'internet'. He does however not want to get sued, even if the lawyers, legal system, and the concept of jurisprudence doesn't exist. Therefore if you believe the nonsense posted on here you do so entirely at your own risk. In other words: Don't sue me 'cause I might not mean it. Basically, anything you hear from anyone is unreliable, so if you want the 'truth' you need the perspectives of as many people as you can get..ideally people who are trustworthy and close to the particular 'truth' you wish to inspect. If you start trusting idiots with silly (and obviously made up) names then you're developing some kind of problem. Check your sources, examine their own politcal (or other) motivation, remember that anything people say is opinion unless you are certain that they speak the 'truth'. Even your own eyes can lie. Trust me on that one. Or don't..it doesn't bother me. Finally, everything written here is, to the best of my knowledge written by me and I reserve my right to be recognised as the author of these works. Any input from other sources should be clearly shown, if you note a mistake or anything..tell me..I'll try and sort out the problem. Please ask me if you want to use anything for commercial reasons...I probably won't mind but I need to know I'm not supporting anything I don't want to support. This is an attempt at a legal notice written without legal knowledge. Just follow the principles, I think most of you get what I mean, even if it won't stand up in a court of law. Just be polite you know...like in the good ole days.
Category Archives: Writing
The Unbearable Darkness of Mountains – Uncivilisation 2011
Last night, as the sun set, I wandered into the woods. Dosed up with Valerian and on barely any sleep (third hangover of the year, too soon after the second) I was already hazy, and I became totally and utterly … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, life, Mild Mania, Politics, Ramble, Writing
Tagged Braingrenade, Dark Mountain, Heart, Nature, Spirit, Uncivilisation
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Unstruck at 200 – With bits in
Illustration by Adam. Today I posted my 200th post on the Unstruck blog. It’s not quite the 200 x 500=100,000 words that that should be, as there are five odd posts without any text at all (and the 500 is … Continue reading
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Poignant – G and the Velvet Underground
My friend G has decided to say goodbye to Brighton by staring intently into my wall. A cheery surprise at my door, it quickly emerges that he has drunk a few pints, won some games of pool and taken about … Continue reading
Posted in Gonzo, life, Reality, Uncategorized, Writing
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Sleuthing a Hole in the Road
Image and caption copyright de la Andrew Hussie at MS Paint Adventures. I’ve not asked permission, but I figure he wouldn’t mind as I’m advertising his totally awesome things, and I just bought a T-shirt, so that’s something. If he … Continue reading
Posted in Comics, Gaming, Reading, Writing
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Ceci n’est pas un moi – Representaion and Identity
So, I’ve been reading Scott McCloud’s ludicrously excellent Understanding Comics. If you have any interest in creating any kind of artwork, or anything creative at all(surely that’s just creating anything), then you should read this book, possibly twice. After only … Continue reading
Posted in Comics, Identity, Literature, Mind, Representation, Self, Writing
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Fey Lure and the Top of the Hill
Did the faerie folk lead me to the crest of a mountain? Alas no, just more sound play. I tried to write the project that’s been composting since the year began, and I heard about this. It didn’t work, and … Continue reading
The Incredible Expanding Cranium of Dr Crippens
No. I’m not a doctor. But anyway, I spent a chunk of today rereading stuff. This (actually last) year’s nano (the gender bending post modern psychoanalytic revolution….and a load of pretentious nonsense) and last year’s (actually the year before last’s) … Continue reading
Posted in Big Head, Nanowrimo, Personal, Writing
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Narrativomania – Stories across Genres
Wow, that’s a weird title. I think this is going to be a long and rambling weird one. I’ve been thinking about writing it for too long, and right now, a lot of peggle has made my eyes bleary and … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Fiction, Narrative, Perception, Ramble, Rant, Reading, Reality, Strange, Television, Writing
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Definitely Not Gratuitous – Erotica Eroica
Troublesome. That’s what it is. Troublesome. I’ve hit the climax see. Well. Not the climax, but the crux. This is pretty much the emotional core of the novel, which, if I need to remind you, came to me whilst masturbating … Continue reading
Posted in Erotica, Feminism, gender, Ideology, Nanowrimo, Troublesome, Writing
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Everybody’s talking at me (about sex)
So. The world appears to have it in for me today. I’m finding it hard to write, yet a thousand interesting things are being thrust in my direction. You see, even my metaphors are sexing it up. That may be … Continue reading
Posted in Consumerism, Feminism, Gaming, Narrative, Pornography, Sexuality, Society, Video games, Writing
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Post Mod – Errrr, Nitty
So. Writing’s funny. I’m currently finding my post modernist perspective to be dangerous. Once you disentangle from simple ideology everything you write is not yours, and fraught with danger. Sure it may be playful, but it’s getting dark. And I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Nanowrimo, Panic, Plot, Post Modern, Progress, Writing
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Busy in a good way for once
Yesterday was a bit manic, involving lots of typing, some laundry, something resembling a date (that managed to be probably the most successful/unsuccessful date I’ve ever been on…for weird complicated reasons that I can’t go into…lots of fun is the … Continue reading
Bit of a Mess – More Creative Compost
More filler (though actually, last post ended up sparking some awesome conversations, and all the content is only going to bring up my stats, even if it is just more people looking for nudity and weird sex). I’ve had a … Continue reading
Posted in Composting, Creativity, Ideas, Nanowrimo, Writing
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Creativity – Straight Edges and Dead Horses
So. Ever since I was ill (I’m still getting tired easily and so taking it easy…but I’m definitely better now), I’ve been in a very creative mindset. Thoughts following in slightly more coherent chains than usual, and getting somewhere…and staying … Continue reading
Posted in Creativity, Drinking, life, Mind, Reading, Straight Edge, Writing
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